Chicken Envy

OK 

So I want chickens

I have neighbors with chickens

I have blog friends with chickens

Like my friend Brooke,

who takes her chickens with her when she travels

and Andrea

who loves her chickens like children

In fact many bloggers I love...

like Heather

 have wonderful coops too,
 like this one here,
 only better...

I now have coop envy too...
clearly this is becoming a problem...

 Me ....I got nothin'! 

 

no coop

no chicken's 

 Nada   

 Zip    

Zero

 OK...moving right along...

What should I do about this?
I mean this is serious

Lets review the facts:

Am I a capable chicken farmer?
yes...at least I think so

I mean I have a dog

She's pretty easy to please,
so it couldn't be all that hard
could it? 

Maybe I should hire a chicken wrangler?
That sounds good!
I give him total control.

I wonder what they charge?
Hmmm..... could get expensive

I know!
 I'll ask my neighbor Christine,
She likes animals

Guess what she said?


"Take care of your own frickin chickens"

Oh
 and then she added

"Get a life Kelley!"

OK
we're back to the chicken wrangler

 My chosen chicken personnel 

will be the following:

him

He will teach me...this chicken wrangler guy

Maybe we will fall madly in  love, 

the chicken guy and I...

It will be a weird relationship

 Because he probably likes this:

And I like this:

OK

this will never work

I don't really know any chicken guys any way... 

And what is with the goofy hat Mister?
And where is your shirt?

But, as you may have guessed.....

I still want chickens 

yep

but

I'm over it...

chicken's can wait
CHICKEN MAN
is goofy anyway

sorry

never mind

~k~

then again...I wonder if you can have chickens in a Condo?
Hmmm?