Dear President Obama...it's about your coffee table

Dear President Obama,  can we talk?  

First things first...I'm a bit nervous, as the last letter I wrote to a President was to

John F Kennedy... when I was in kindergarten....

This is a picture of my house when I was 5...nice car huh?
 It's a chevy...
we used to say "fill..er..up" to the guy at the gas station and he would actually put the gas in it for us...

and here's my picture with my stupid geeky brothers..oops sorry it's upside down...

better

OK OK so I'm not a good pen pal...what ever

...but now that you're "the guy"

the Chief dude, the Pres, the Head Gardener, the Mr Michelle...
I think we need to talk...

It's about your coffee table

Who picked that?

Couches...not all that bad, might be nice for a quick nap...don't let Michelle catch you...Ha Ha

but the coffee table...no "B" man it is all wrong

And to make matters worse

The Fruit

Why fruit?

George W had fruit too.... but he is so yesterday....or is it last year..ok well you know what I mean

And is the fruit real...I hope so...because you never know if somebody is really hungry...

.... like don't you remember that episode of I love Lucy where she and Ricky go to the bosses house for dinner and she's starving...and she eats a plastic apple...

and then Ricky gets really mad and puts her on a schedule..I loved that one...

but my favorite is the one where her nose catches on fire when she lights a cigarette...

remember that one... too hysterical

Ok ...so any way back to the coffee table

So here's what I'm thinking....since the office is oval...

how about an oval coffee table....!!!!

I know right,  that is just so legit...

so like I know...you said that to Michael...or Mister Big...as I like to call him..but you know how decorators can be....
Sooooo I'm including some ideas for you to think about in this letter..
here's one...

I like this one because you could like hide your magazines and stuff in that little secret space on the bottom...so like when someone important walks in...like maybe that guy from Italy...you just stash the Sport Illustrated in there really quick...

oh and those little stools pull out so if you have like an extra guy just drop by...like that one weirdo from Korea, you can have an extra seat...neat!

Ok well how about this one

Really sporty and slick looking...
too much?...yea I guess you're right..
....people might think you're a bachelor and like want to marry Oprah or something...
ok well then how about this one

This one has fruit and fish...cool

This would work because when people get bored talking about the economy and global warming they can stare at the fish...and you could even like keep fish food on the table for people to feed them...really cool
and you could have Sasha and Malia feed them too and they could like get an allowance or something
so any way.... just a quick note
I've enclosed my business card so you can get in touch

love Kelley
p.s. I think Rahm Emmanuel is cute